I brake for birds, I rock a lot of polka dots, I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours, […] and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person. That’s just weird, and it freaks me out. And I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown, and I hate your pantsuit. I wish it had ribbons on it, or something to make it just slightly cuter.

Jess (The New Girl)

Okay, haven’t even seen this episode…but this speaks to me. 

Who stole the rights to my life? 

(via zooeydeschanel)